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0:00 Intro
2:00 My bf is obsessed with a lantern
8:52 People think I’m the ugly one
21:33 I made a video game sound when my wife gave birth
29:04 Sponsors
31:40 My bf bought his friend lingerie
47:44 I laughed when I heard my bf’s voice
58:49 Gf clogged my toilet and is now ghosting me
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@jaxlupus
07.09.2024When my brother and I were younger we would visit our father for the weekend occasionally. Well one time I let my bro go alone as I had other plans. He came back and busted out laughing saying he’ll never go back again.
He apparently had clogged the toilet and was looking around for the plunger, to no avail he gave up and went to ask our dad where the plunger might be. He responded “we don’t have one” to which my brother questioned what they did in this situation if they didn’t have a plunger. Next thing he knows our step mother is pulling out a pair of gloves and a trash bag and goes to the bathroom to BY HAND UNCLOG it 💀💀
My brother came backing saying he felt scarred. And from then on my mother jokes about getting my dad a plunger for Christmas so his wife doesn’t need to play “fish-a-poo”
@GrimReaperAngelWolf
07.09.2024The high-pitched voice guy should sing screamo in the car or just full on yell his throat out while driving.
I got injured in wrestling part of my senior year so i sorta assistant coached while i recovered. Did a lot of screaming and by the time i was recovered and wrestling again, my voice had deepened almost an octave over those couple months. So he could just wear his throat out, but with moderation of course cuz you dont wanna kill your voice outright.
@enny-vh6kq
07.09.202419:10 thank you so much
@gabrielafigueroa-west7352
07.09.20241:06:50 why did rewatch that so many times and why can I not control my laughter 😂
@ghoultree
07.09.20241:02:28 new vocal stim thank you
“Takaka; harumph”
@NuramonX_
07.09.20246:34 i need a gif of that.
@dr.drea2.0phm60
07.09.2024Ian gives off dad vibes and I love it ❤
@lukawang624
07.09.2024damien’s impression at 56:10 sounds like a double voice like actually the silhouette echo effect i was trippinnnnn
@kenny_yoo14
07.09.2024you should do a thread of secret families. It would be interesting stories.
@feefee6889
07.09.20241:08:57 this girl handled this situation horribly but I’m so glad that she gained the courage to apologize and bring him new towels because what the actual fuck. 9 times out of 10 if you just let the shit sit it’ll soften and everything will be fine The maximum times you could flush in those moments would be two times after that you’re asking for trouble.
@kevinjsantiago5130
06.09.2024New Drinking Game dropped! One shot for every time Shayne, Ian or Damian say the word “clock”
@cb-js9pq
06.09.2024man they just kept saying the phrase "clock it" this episode
@katsura1982
06.09.2024It is kind of sad though…guy feels bad about his voice and tries to hide it? Dump him! Someone spreads crap all over your bathroom and ruins your towels? That’s sweet. A keeper!
@JoyfulDream111
06.09.2024Lamp story = reminds that every woman needs a metaphorical sword to slay the day with confidence & power
@daniellerogers9273
06.09.2024Personality makes people who may not be conventionally attractive, very attractive— and on the flip side- makes people that are conventionally attractive, very unattractive…
Funny gets me every time- someone who makes me laugh becomes so attractive
@daniellerogers9273
06.09.2024Regarding the red lingerie story- the poster didnt sound that insecure to me- she trusted him to hang out with his female friends and, in my opinion, OP seemed naive… like she was too trusting and believed her bf- she did state some of her insecurities, but I dont think that impacted her relationship- it was the bf and “friend” and the gaslighting
@zombbae
06.09.2024The potty troubles is so savable haha
@onlyAerik
06.09.2024Damian deserve more credit for that anonymized crime documentary voice.
@umidontknowsorry
06.09.2024i have four siblings and the idea of who is the prettiest/ugliest has always plagued me. it’s infuriating knowing i’m the ugliest while my siblings try to make me feel better. really all i want is for them to be honest and agree with me. someone is always going to be the ugliest, that’s me and i’ve accepted it.
@possitivelyinsane
06.09.2024Shayne's description of body positivity is closer to what the neutrality movement is, which is "I'm not X,Y,Z, but that's ok" vs "I'm still hot even tho I'm x/y/z"
ETA: my partner and I say 'whahoppon?" Several times a day… It's looping vocal stim lol
@JulianneNA
05.09.2024THE AGE OF EMPIRES WAS SO FUNNY. I’m still listening, but my first reaction was “is it Rogan?!” Idk why I reference THAT sound every time. But the new breath of life spawn sound has gotta be it! – HAHAHAHA YES!! SO GOOD. Come on, that’s hilarious!! She must have had such a difficult birth… or she just loathes gaming. Does gaming monopolize your time and attention to life’s more important matters?
– after the discussion, I agree. He was also distracting and making light of a very traumatizing or strenuous exhausting hours of suffering. Saying that as a gamer mother.
@Lexiloo89
05.09.202428:58 Damien, you're awesome! My husband does this too. He'll say, " what do you need?" Or "what can I do?" Also, I love your shirt!
@SM-be5dh
05.09.2024How manh times did they say clock
@glamnailzstudio
05.09.2024why is Damien literally the sweetest person ever omg I love him sm😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@jacquelinecotto441
05.09.2024Ian was always the cute one to me ❤
@angeleenadillion9037
05.09.202434:31 don’t stay with someone who is so drastically different and doesn’t respect your nature 😭 if I hated pranks I wouldn’t want to date a prankster!
@Lili-bg4hg
05.09.2024Feel bad for the first girl …getting no sleep or advice
@tiffbecks1190
05.09.2024This man was definitely possessed by the ghost of this lantern.
(Damien’s advice to join in on the bit to communicate to him was a great idea.)
@happyabbyarts
05.09.2024At first I agreed with that he shouldn't have lied about his voice, but then I started thinking of all the trans folk getting voice training to have it feel more affirming. And I can definitely see him doing that voice because it makes him feel comfortable with himself, maybe he should own it, but maybe instead he could also go and get voice training so he doesn't fuck up his vocal cords in the long run.
@juanitasuniverse1144
05.09.20243:18 your boyfriend is possessed or awesome 😂😂😂
@LadyAdDikt
04.09.2024@19:02
I believe this is the basis of "body neutrality".
@YUL695
04.09.2024Great of you to think of asking what Mom might need during labor, but generally what someone in childbirth needs is SILENCE. Any stimulation is amplified to a million. Light, textures, smells, and especially sound. Be as quiet as possible.
@jonshrader
04.09.2024So, are people with plastic surgery lying? They changed something they didnt like about themselves. A voice actor and pretty people saying people should just accept themselves is sickening
@dezertmassacre
04.09.202475% of my friends are women, my 2 best friends are women who I’ve been friends with for 15 years. No way in hell you buy lingerie for a woman you aren’t trying to sleep with.
@rbstorm6030
04.09.2024I can understand the voice guy (kind of),ever since elementary school I’ve HATED my voice even more so in middle school because not only would my classmates make fun of me but even my English teacher would join them and make fun of me and called me Eyore( from Winnie the Pooh) I would always change my voice to sound “better” or match the voice/accent of the person I’m talking to, it was a legit insecurity for me, and it got to the point where sometimes I don’t know what my actual voice is anymore at 26 because my voice now naturally changes a lot from deep, raspy, to a little bit higher, and sometimes even some random country accent shows up out of nowhere and my friends will laugh at me and ask why I went country on them 😂 and even now I always catch myself matching the voice/accent of the person I’m talking to sometimes and it’s unintentional it just happens and then I catch myself, my friends often tell me I sound different even when I feel like I’m talking naturally, my voice just changes on its own now
@redwolfe16
04.09.2024I really like Ian's shirt in this video.
@derekmarquez9719
04.09.202456:07 Damian is an amazing voice actor
@saffie2103
04.09.2024Did he always have a beard ?.?.??.
@tiannagraham5210
04.09.2024i immediately saw where the voice one was going and i was stifling a laugh the whole time 😭😭😭 that’s so unfortunate
@tiannagraham5210
04.09.2024i immediately saw where the voice one was going and i was stifling a laugh the whole time 😭😭😭 that’s so unfortunate
@dariamarkowska1456
02.09.2024I don't think it's wrong to change your voice. It's one of gender reaffirming procedures and it's not reserved for transgender people only. People do plastic surgeries on literally everything. Why can't he change his voice? If anything, I'd say if he's so insecure about his voice, it's ok to go to voice coach to change it a bit.
@user-rl4pi7yk8b
02.09.2024I sympathize with the girl who clogged the toilet. It’s embarrassing, she probably tried to fix it but with each minute that passed with no success- then him checking in; I could only imagine the sheer panic and embarrassment she felt. I wouldn’t say I would behave the same way, but then again I have never been in this situation. Knock on wood!
I imagine she wanted Thanos to snap his fingers at that moment, or to crawl out of the window and move to another country.
@chelepeters8683
02.09.2024Love your points of view. Keep up the good work.
@moonchild4492
02.09.2024The amount of times they say “clocked it” 😂❤
@rubennouta2406
02.09.2024Word of the episode: "clocked"
@TwistedE13
02.09.2024Honestly the Age of Empire reference….. I would've thought that was awesome and hilarious and memorable. But then again I'm just taking this from just that moment. If there is more context that he acted like this throughout the conception to birth then maybe yeah. I would be a bit annoyed. But not to the point to shift all the blame of a ruined moment that I would hold a grudge for it. If anything I'd be lucky to remember anything that would've happened during birth because I'd feel like I'd be too exhausted to even acknowledge anything else other than the birth and child. I don't know. I'm super nerdy. It's a part of me. I'm lucky enough to find anyone who has the decency to do references with me and on top of that know what they're talking about. I don't know. Maybe I should take this seriously but…. I just can't seem to be mad about this moment mentioned. If anything I'd hope it was caught on video. And to be fair. I'm also the same person who got my infant niece to pick her starter Pokemon by having her crawl to it. ¯_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯
@studio._.z
02.09.2024I do have my favorite of BTS, but of them for different reasons!
@sidnieadams5510
02.09.20241:08:13 left a log 🪵 in my boyfriends bathroom on accident and we’ve been together for four years but he will still joke about it. Definitely made it much better to cope with 😂
@kasm_nME
02.09.2024Damien should be a counselor. The way he snipers out the psychology of the situation and makes it so easy to see all sides is fantastic!
@kc3740
02.09.20249:42 I love the way both Ian and Damien smile at the same time when they hear the girl said “I have a boyfriend who makes me feel beautiful now”. That’s so genuine and sweet to see.